Thursday, July 31, 2008
WebSite of the Day (31-Jul-2008)
courtesy mumbai mirror
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
China Job Fair
The below are a few snaps of a Job Fair in China. Now, you should start thanking god, if you are not a Chinese :-)
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Dhoom 3 Teaser - Stunning Debutante
A very promising debutante is featuring in the latest Dhoom-3 Teaser. Watch him and you will love him
Singh is King - Funny Sardar jokes
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Sardar at bar in
Man on his right says "Johny
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
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Boss: am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k.
Sardar: U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
How much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!!
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO ...
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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
Office....
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Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
Says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal", it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the
conclusion......
........ "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: what's
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar: what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......
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